Self-Improvement

Thanks to a recent conversation with my roommate and lifelong friend, Amy, I have come up with an ingenius and life-altering self-improvement plan for myself. Take a look:

Starting NOW, I will...
-Start sprinting three times a week instead of jogging, since, according to recent research on my part, it is much better for you.
-Eat ONLY ridiculously healthy foods with no sugar or preservatives. This includes going to the store and buying fruit, as well as things like almonds which I don't even like, and possibly spinach, because that's a thing too. And not ice cream. Because clearly ice cream is the devil. (To view my true opinion on ice cream, please see my post, Ice Cream.)
-Wash my sheets every week instead of *cough, cough* every two months.
-Do all my homework the day it's assigned instead of the day before it's due.
-Get 8+ hours of sleep a night.
-Write a letter to a friend every day.
-Write a blog post twice a week.
-Clean my room daily.
-Wear make-up and jewelry like a normal female.
-Get another job and make lots of money and get rich. Also actually think about and plan for my future as if it were a real thing that's coming.
-Read 5 chapters of the Bible every day and pray constantly whenever I'm not reading the Bible.
-Limit facebook use to 5 minutes a day.
-Read every magazine I get in the mail from cover to cover.
-Read Jesus books every night before I go to sleep.
-Pick up a new hobby or skill every month.
-Organize everything about my life, not including this list.
-Actually wash my face more than once a day. As in, twice a day.
-Floss and use mouthwash twice a day.
-Continue showering daily to the best of my ability.
-Do everything on my to-do list on Pinterest.
-Stop spending time looking at anything useless on Pinterest. Only look at the useful stuff.
-Learn a new language every year for the rest of my life.
-Go to every single Bible study on my campus. No excuses because Jesus comes first.
-Give half my clothes away to the poor.
-Also half my stuff and half my money.
-Basically become perfect.


Just kidding. Except the first one. That's real. And also I did actually buy fruit and almonds. YAY!


God bless.