Saturday, February 4, 2012

Passive Aggressive

**This is not real life. This is me passively-aggressively making fun of passive-aggressive people. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. It's a joke, really. Dedicated to Claire and David.


You know who you are. You acted like my friend and got me to trust you, then you took my heart and you threw it to the ground and smashed it to BITS and I never want to talk to you again in my life. You're a terrible friend and I hope you don't think I'm going to just get over this. But I'm not going to say your name because I'm going to be the better man (well, woman...) and not shame you in front of God's whole creation.

On the same note, you go and talk behind my back all the time. I know the lies you tell and the rumors you spread. If you're going to say those things why don't you say it to my FACE? Because that's totally what I'm doing in writing this post. Man up! Are you too scared that I'll whoop your butt? Well good, because you should be scared. And if I can't do it, I'll just sic my big brother on you. He's real, I swear.

Furthermore, I saw you talking to my man. Let me just say, BACK OFF. He's MINE and if you think you can ever come near him again, well, you better watch your back! Why don't you go find yourself a slime-bug of a man who's on your level, hmmm? Yeah, that's what I thought.

You are officially dead to me. You can tell I'm totally OVER you by the way I'm being nonconfrontational and writing your anonymity of a name all over my blog. Also, I LOVE the way you'll probably read this and not even say anything to me about it. You probably hate me. Well fine, maybe I feel the same way about you. You know who you are.


Don't be that guy, folks.
Matthew 5:43-48 “You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. If you love those who love you, what reward will you get?..."


God bless.

1 comment:

  1. This is definitely a great display of how you gained the title "crazyperson." haha

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