Female

Warning: This post might make you think I am weird. Do not read if you only wish to see my serious side.

Most of you that know me are aware that I am a girl/woman/chick/female/lady. However, I believe that most females have at least some male qualities and vice versa. In case you're not sure about me, I hope this helps.

Things that might make you suspect that I am not a female:
I wear a watch every day.
I have a low-ish voice.
I do not talk non-stop.
I do not get manicures. Nor do I get my hair chemically treated.
I like to pee in the shower.
I like to build fire.
I like to hold frogs.
I wear the same shoes every day.
I like to get into physical fights (as long as they're not angry fights.)
I drink protein shakes.
I never faint.
I drive a truck.

Proof that I am actually a female:
Eventually I get full when I eat.
I like to look pretty. I put on makeup, do my hair, and sometimes even wear jewelry. Also, skirts.
I cry and am not embarrassed to say so.
I do not / cannot lift heavy things.
My name is Maryann.
I have a cute umbrella. And sunglasses with plastic diamonds on them.
I like to smell like flowers.
I look at pretty wedding dresses online on occasion.
I prefer talking on the phone to texting.
I have had boyfriends.
My brother and sister call me their sister.
I like to color and watch chick flicks.
My toenails must be painted a pretty color.
I write in a journal/diary/notebook.
Stickers are fun.
I look like a girl.
I sneeze like a girl.
I am a girl.

Clearly there are more reasons indicating that I am a girl than there are that I am not a girl. I hope I have convinced you, for those of you who were not sure. For those of you still on the edge, uhhhh... just know that I'm a girl.

God bless.